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January 26, 2004
WMD-related program activities
The Slactivist reports on the Cheeto Affect, that is, how the more adjectives get added to a statement, the further from being the original statement a new statement is...
So, for your amusement, I parse:
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(it beats the hell out of parsing Latin, which is my actual homework)
Weapon: Thing designed to or used for kill(ing) people. Like a Gun
Weapon of Mass Destruction: Thing designed for, or used to, kill lots of people. Like the Chlorine Gas Saddam used in the genocidal Operation Anafal.
Weapon of Mass Destruction Program: A program designed to create WMD. Like an attempt to make Chlorine Gas.
Weapon of Mass Destruction-related program: A program that produces compounds similar to those used in WMD. Like Chlorine for swimming pools
Weapons of mass destruction-related program activities An Activity that uses the products of compounds similar to those used in WMD. Like a swimming program at the YMCA...
Posted by Andrew at January 26, 2004 06:52 PM
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