The Punning Pundit

(to the Tune of Eleanor Rigby, with apologies to the Beatles and J.K. Rowling)

Ah, look at all the Hogwart's People
Ah, look at all the Hogwart's People

Cedric Diggory picks up his broom from the field where a game has been
Lives only to play
Looks out the window, wearing the tie that he keeps on the knob on the door
For Dumbledor

All the Hogwart's People
Where do they all come from ?
All the Hogwart's People
Where do they all belong ?

Arthur Weasley writing the words of a law that no one will hear
No one cares.
Look at him working. Raiding Malfoy in the night when there's nobody there
What do muggles care?

All the Hogwart's People
Where do they all come from?
All the Hogwart's People
Where do they all belong?

Cedric Diggory died in the field and was buried as Voldemort came
The Death Eaters came
Arthur Weasley wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
The rest'll be saved

All the Hogwart's People
Where do they all come from?
All the Hogwart's People
Where do they all belong?