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April 30, 2006

Welcome to America

So, you came to America? Found a job? Paid taxes? Peacefully assembled to petition the government for a redress of grievances? Learned our national anthem ?

As far as I’m concerned, you’re at least as American as I am. Welcome to America, we’re glad to have you...

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April 19, 2006

2006 April 15 Haircut, after


2006 April 15 Haircut, after
Originally uploaded by Punningpundit.
what a difference

2006 April 15 Haircut, before
Originally uploaded by Punningpundit.
Before

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April 18, 2006

3 on Bush

Bush demonstrates that he’s a dreamer, but not the only one at Pandagon

Rather than link to each piece individually, I'll just let you kids click over to Amanda's and take a look. The last two are of especial import...

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I want to stop playing...

Main

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April 11, 2006

why is this Knight like no other Knight?

The Two-Minute Haggadah By Michael Rubiner

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April 10, 2006

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Corporate Takeover, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Create your own

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April 08, 2006

So very much in Ernest

14 things to do if you have missed the rapture!

I kinda want to say thank you. The author of this post so obviously wishes me well. But at the same time his death-cult is destroying my nation. So what are you gonna do?

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Well, who doesn't love that town?

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April 06, 2006

True 'dat

The Joys of Rising From the Cultural Dead By Sam Anderson

TV on DVD.

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April 05, 2006

War on Drugs

slacktivist: Two cheers

I don’t know what appropriate drug control policy is. I do know that when I see people on drugs, I can just sort of tell they’re running from something. Drug use is symptomatic of, and usually an intensifier to, a larger problem. It’s almost never a problem in and of itself. Whatever we’ve been doing in 40+ years of drug control policy isn’t working though. Indeed, the only real result is a specialty bong cleaner

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Truth in Advertising

Chevy Tahoe: The Apprentice �

Email me yours...

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April 03, 2006

Woot!

ABC News: Rep. Tom DeLay Won't Seek Re-Election

'nuff said!

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Mario!

Real life mario

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April 02, 2006

I’d always kinda wondered about that.

Still Evolving, Human Genes Tell New Story - New York Times

Humanity’s adaptations seem to be more social than physical—creating new social patterns and technologies seems much quicker than letting evolution do the job. Yet is seems we humans are still evolving. It would seem that certain pressures just don’t go away without biological help. I would guess that we’d see a huge period of evolution were we ever to stick people on other planets, but that’s an experiment for another day...

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Who, me?

The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your exact opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach

CONSIDER: The Playstation


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: AndrewCory
Just 'cause I give backrubs...

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April 01, 2006

Google rules the world

Google Romance
Now they want us to breed and create more users for their evil needs..

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